Wealth Admiration T-Shirts

'It's lonely at the top, but it's a good lonely.'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Money Bar.

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

'In my opinion, hold out for a doctor.'

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend