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"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

"I bought the roses. I don't need to smell them."

'Is it irony, parody, paradox, satire or what when we earn a profit despite our many plunders?'

"It's only heresay that you can't take it with you"

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Job disparity getting worse.

Man with a top hat. The lid of the hat is rising with some eyes peering out.

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

No interest in work - claiming my share of US accumulated wealth...

I wanted to catch the gravy train but it was full of politicians.

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

Capitalism is wonderful, we have many more millionaires...

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

Republican politics!

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

Oil in Nigeria.

Capitalism gone nuts!

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

Dollars Press Conference

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Oxfam report shows the 8 richest men as much wealth as the poorer half of humanity.

Too big to fail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Ryan Crossing

Wall Street In Jail

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."