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'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"As usual, Dominique, everything was absolutely business class."

"Being rich is not what it's all about..."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

'Money isn't making you happy? Okay, I'll raise my rate, and we'll see how that works for you.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Who says you can't take it with you? This one has a fireproof lining."

"Nothing serious - just some twenties stuck in your crankshaft."

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"It's all about you, isn't it?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'Next on 'evening shouting match'...is it a bull or bear market?'

The Red Carpet

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."