Wealth Philosopher T-Shirts

'All-in-all, my son... you'll find the pleasure afforded by inherited wealth far exceeds the guilt of not having earned it.'

'It's wonderful that you were able to take it with you, but now what do you plan to do with it?'

"You will grow richer and richer. Then one day you'll discover money can't buy happiness - and you'll give it all away."

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

"Yes, son, we're rich. Rich enough, in fact, to be very,very unhappy."

"...He's just freelancing for Mammon!"

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

'Anyway, what's happiness? It can't buy money!'

'I'm afraid there's no tax deductibility for 'A life wasted in fruitless search for fulfillment through the acquisition of meaningless wealth'.'

"I know you can't take it with you but I naturally assumed they'd supply it here."

'Grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change this things that I can, and the kind of money where I don't really care either way.'

'The notion that 'money can't buy happiness' seems counter-intuitive.'

'I'd like to work hard and get ahead, but if I did, it'd be just my luck that they'd eliminate tax cuts for the rich.'

Born Rich, Stayed Rich, Died Rich.

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

"... And why can't I take it with me?"

"I've been rich and I've been very rich, and I can tell you that being very rich is better."

'And they say you can't take it with you.'

"There's a lesson here, son. Being rich doesn't stop it from raining,"

'I asked myself, is what I've got enough? Is the big house, the cars, the expensive clothes really enough. Isn't their more to life?'

'The secret to my success? I've always believed that 'money can't buy happiness' was a conspiracy theory.'

While I can't tell you how marc Rich got so rich, I can't tell you that money didn't necessarily make him happy

Money isn't everything - but then, what is?

"In life, Arthur, less is often more. But not when it comes to money."

"You had the most toys but you didn't win."

"My one consolation is I must have been some big shot to lose all that money."

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Counting dollars

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'