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'Thanks, stranger! I'm an eccentric millionaire who gave away his fortune to good Samaritans, so may I have a buck for a cup of coffee?'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'I'm worried about all these unemployed. They're still on our payroll'

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

'The growing disparity of income is a tribute to our acumen.'

Counting dollars

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'You can't fire me! I'm too big to fail!'

"I can't understand it, we did quite well in the first three quarters.

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

World Economics

"Life isn't fair, and that's what makes it fun."

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

'The economy today got a boost from Alan Greenspan, who said it's O.K. to be irrationally exuberant.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

Ireland and its Celtic Tiger request some donations

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

Insecurity hits Wall Street

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

Taming the beast of the free market...

Teaching evolution in the business schools.

Nasty, Shady, and Gruesome equal Massive potential profits

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."