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'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

'If America's economy is so bad how can we afford a billion dollars on presidential campaigns?'

"This 'laying up treasures in heaven' thing - Is it some kind of tax dodge or what?"

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

This horse isn't dead. It's just sleeping.

A happy poor man is given money by a rich man and is no longer happy.

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

The private sector is a parasite on the economy.

'In an effort to make our economic reporting and projections more accurate, our resident weatherman will be delivering the economic news.'

Assets $2,400,000,000 Liabilities $4,6000,000,000 Government Bailout $2,200,000,000

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

How Supply-Side Economics Works.

'We can tell the public, ' the good news is we've eliminated the middleman, The bad news is we've eliminated a lot of other jobs.''

EuroPygmees

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons that the dollar...'

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

'. . . What if we sell Britain as an offshore platform to the EU and lease it back from them?'

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

Man with a top hat. The lid of the hat is rising with some eyes peering out.

"When I lost my sense of humor, I lost my sense of compassion, which is how I got where I am today."

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

Bloody HS2

"I like everything about this neighborhood except the people who can afford to live here."

"I bought the roses. I don't need to smell them."

Victims of Financial Consultant's