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Couple sitting very far apart.

Reach for the Star.

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I need to increase my salary so I can increase my spending."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'Get me public relations!'

"I have my pants put on one leg at a time."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

Champagne Charlie.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Financial Eyesight

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'And who are you wearing?'

Business Philosophy 101.