Youth Warriors Mugs

Student wrestling with life issues.

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"Push harder - I still can't see the scale."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

"Must get a longer cable."

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'My cellulite is getting stronger.'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Gym. Do you feel the burn? Do rashes count?

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Mentoring Unit: 'Go on! You can do it! You can be a mentor!'

"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."

'I wouldn't worry too much about his communication skills....grunting is perfectly normal at his age!'

"I've looked at their viewer profiles and if we watch this channel we'll be 20 years younger."

'At least hanging around street corners reminds us we're at a crossroads in our lives.'

'Keep fit.'

'I've added a few minutes to that hour glass figure I had in school.'

Man mowing lawn that grows quicker then he can cut it!

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

Work Out.