Laundry Wrangler Prints

"Sorry I'm late. I tripped over a laundry basket on my way to my computer."

Student rakes leaveslaundry in dorm room.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

The Missing Sock Returns

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Caw blimey!'

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'Ah, the Bermuda Rectangle for files.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Yes, they come out white than white, but when they went in they were blue."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

Odysseus returns to the Laundromat

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"We've done it! We've done it! We've discovered a detergent that takes the chore out of washing and makes all other detergents seem old-fashioned by comparison!"

Those missing socks...where do they go?

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

Toastquest!

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'And who told you to give the Holy Shroud a good wash?'

'Well at least your washing up arm is O.K!'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Great Perfume!"

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Long suffering cricket wife

Woman tangled up ironing

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"