Trolley Tales Gifts

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'Go to Hell'

"Get another cab, Dad. This one is creepin' me out."

Benefits of Living Abroad

"Somewhere in France Maureen has a tête-à-tête."

'It's new government policy - we have to include affordable edifices.'

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

Uber Files

"You're sitting in my place!"

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Mrs. Gummidge casts a damp on our departure

"They were right. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

'There's room for one up top.'

Commuting with Sardinetrack - 'Coo, don't they pack us in?'

'I've just become a pensioner so I've put a down payment on my own hospital trolley.'

A Game Two Can Play At.

'It's the only way I can get him to help me with the shopping.'

'Price check on taxi ride to Seventh Avenue and Belmont!'

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

'Tourists bring in money ... and sometimes... Hong Kong flu!"

Shopping trolley testing department: 'That one went exactly where you wanted it to go, I'm going to have to fail it.'

'On second thoughts maybe we should just text your gran and auntie.'

Supermarket trolley driver receives training.

"A strong team shares an interest in each others lives."

Excess Baggage: Wheeled carry on luggage we would really like to see...

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