Star Trek Aficionado Pillows

'No way Derek! Buy you're own Spock ears.'

"I'm not sure if that's William Shatner or Deadpool without his mask."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The experienced backpacker.

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Meet the author"

Robotic Man

"You left this on our ship."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

Ascent of Machine.

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Head over Hooves

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

Time Machine Collision

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'