Star Trek Aficionados Pillows

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

The Pink Bantha

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

"They certainly are jolly creatures aren't they?"

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

Take me to your leader. . .

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

Swamp gas

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

I've realized something: It's likely that there's only one way for mankind to reach the stars in our lifetimes. Do tell. Scientists believe we'll be able to upload our minds in just 30 years. That means NASA could upload everyone's mind to a robot, and launch it into space. We wouldn't need life support. We wouldn't be affected by radiation or anything. We could even sleep for the 100 years or so it took to get to the nearest star. Then that robot could build more robots and download our minds t

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Trekfan" in Dallas, you're on. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! House of Java Cybercafe. I've been trying to get my wife to watch sci-fi with me. But she's so closed-minded about it. Everything that I find so profound and beautiful about it, she finds silly. Stop trying to change your wife into a Xerox copy of yourself! Right now your relationship is based on the kind of incompatibility that leads to resentment, recrimination and bickering. Enjoy that. You'd make a great Kl

Projecting Obama

Aliens from the planet of the yellow snow. 'Don't eat the white snow.'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Chickenspox

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

"This is my urban man cave."

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

'... and I'd like a Holodeck right off the living room.'