Star Trek Aficionados T-Shirts

Mr. Spock at a child rearing seminar.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The experienced backpacker.

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Babies first words are 'Take me to your leader'

"No, being declawed is the opposite of being a cyborg!"

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

Swamp gas

Take me to your leader. . .

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

"I told you to go before we left Aldebaran!"

Newton Discovers Surrealism.

"You were going 24,998 in a 24,955!"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

Chickenspox

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"Captain, it appears to be some kind of paragraph."

Aliens watch movie featuring human invaders.

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"This is my urban man cave."