Trekkie Extraordinaire Gifts

Only Spocks

The experienced backpacker.

"Look, a bug!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Sport Utility Boot.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Heading off with a packed bag

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

The Airport.

Beam me up. Scotty!

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

To his dismay, Captain Kirk stumbles upon a Vulcan handsign-to-English translation website,

Beware of dog armed with cloaking device.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"It's a party Jim, but not as we know it!"

"Captain, can you come to the transporter room please?!"

Confusing directions.

Tourist Directions

'Miss Gridley, get rid of this desk and get me a chair like Captain Kirk's!'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

'... And when Brad Pitt told you that it was this way to the waterhole, you didn't think that you may have been hallucinating?'

Stephen Harper riffs on Star Trek...

"Look! A rare flightless bird!"

"I'm going to boldly go where thankfully there will be no trekkies."

'Relax Smithers, he is just a head hunter, they leave the rest of you alone.'