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"For Pete's sake, Hal. Just check the box."

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Flying sauces.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Ready. Aim. Pew! Pew!"

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

Ukulelean abduction

'We are from the planet Condescendia. Take us to your cute little leader.'

Mass Deportation Plan

Birth of Darth Vader

Space bee

"Hey, everybody! Come, look! the odometer is about to roll over another 100,00 light years!"

European Space Agency.

'What d'you say to a massive Szechuan-style wok fry-up before we start?'

"Don't they have those gravitational waves at the leisure centre?"

"Han stuffed himself with Kessel's fried Bantha tacos and now he's got the Kessel runs."

"Blimey, I thought I had a bad commute"

Shuttle wash

'Only one minor hitch so far. They claim that they ALSO have something of an over-population problem.'

'We came as soon as we got your message -- take us to Maxwell Smart.'

Two astronauts on the moon find Santa crashed into the moon surface: 'Houston, we have another problem...!'

"Psst. . . want to see what women from Venus really look like?"

Sitting Room, Standing Room Only.

Ipod...me ipod too!

'Houston, we have a problem.'

America in space...Fallen Star

First encounters of the awkward kind.

The Colonisation of Space.

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

Astronaut 'mooning' at his colleague