Space Trekker Mugs

NASA finds an alternative to the shuttle for getting satellites in space,

"The signal from the Branson-o-scope is getting nearer."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

How am I abducting?

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

The Lost World: You are Here

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

There is No Planet C

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

School trip little porters.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Bigfoot tracks...

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

A Space Walk

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Take me to your feeder,'

"We don't have a cloaking device for our ship, but we've made it look like a banner ad. They won't see us."

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

'Spock's expertise in M&A deal making was key to the formation of the Federation.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

Intergalactic Travel Agency