Interstellar Wanderer T-Shirts

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"Disney will flip!"

Life in the fastest lane.

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

Water divining Mars

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."