Interstellar Wanderer Gifts

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Astronaut runs on spinning asteroid to reach space shuttle's tether.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

'You just can't win. I'm getting charged a ridiculous service fee, since we're in an outer stellar market, using a non-galaxy ATM machine!'

"Disney will flip!"

Life in the fastest lane.

We're With Stupid

"Oh yoo hoo, NASA, guess who found another rock! NASA? Baby, you there?"

"Space wants to kill you."

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

"If all else fails, it makes a great frothy latte."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

'Peace on...peace on...good heavens! Where are we?!'

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Let's go into a black hole you said, it'll be fun you said...."

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"