Visionary Kicker Gifts

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Blue sky thinking

Thinking outside of the box

Business Target

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

The Day Dreamer.

He's slow and can't see out of one eye, but watch out for his left hook.

'Champions league'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

Childrens Eye Test

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."

Football

Optometrist practical jokes

'I think we're out of focus.'

"My eyes feel heavy. Does that mean I'm taking in too much eye candy?"

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Cat boxer

"I can dream, can't I?"

The Thinker goes to the optician.