Visionary Kicker Mugs

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Blue sky thinking

Thinking outside of the box

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Business Target

The Day Dreamer.

'Champions league'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

NHS/Private Eye Care.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'I can't work out why I keep getting these blinding headaches!'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

"Oh, come on ref. How can you not see that?!"

Childrens Eye Test

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Optometrist practical jokes

Cat boxer

'I think we're out of focus.'

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

"I can dream, can't I?"

The Thinker goes to the optician.

"My eyes feel heavy. Does that mean I'm taking in too much eye candy?"

Football

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."

'Is this where they're conducting the focus group?'