Casual Kicker Mugs

'Well you can never be sure, but my guess would be that they lost!'

'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!'

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

Knights of the bedside table.

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

...I told you never to enter without knocking

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Football

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Caddy With A Cool Box

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

'Where's your other glove?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

'What club do you think I should use? I don't know sir, I don't play golf either'

"Did you watch the super bowl?"

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

Luckily I hit the pin!

Old Fred's Seat

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

A Flag in One