Cathartic Kicker Gifts

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

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'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Professional football.

'When the market is down, we find the ben bernanke punching bag very cathartic.'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Cat boxer

Football

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

High Kick

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

Reminder: You're sad

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

'I want a perfume that will overpower a man. I'm tired of karate!'

No way am I sticking my paw in there!

'Heulluva Mark.'

Football

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!'

The God's football

'Sorry, Roger. I never know when my restless leg syndrome is going to act up.'

Karate and Judo: 'Will one lesson be enough to get more housekeeping from my hubbie?'

"Your work is so full of anger, George."

'Well you can never be sure, but my guess would be that they lost!'