Cathartic Humorist Gifts

'When the market is down, we find the ben bernanke punching bag very cathartic.'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"The Eggsorcist"

At the 2021 Religious Games

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Guide fish.

R.C.I.A.

Praying Mantis.

Shark food pyramid.

Regifts of the Magi

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

OM, SWEET OM

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

Om and Ommer

Moses' TV guide.