Cathartic Humorist Gifts

'When the market is down, we find the ben bernanke punching bag very cathartic.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

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Guru.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"There's only the four of us. I hope you like doo-wop."

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Guide fish.

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'I'm a lap cat. So, naturally I prefer a laptop.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Meaning of life? You bet! Here, pull my finger.'

Praying Mantis.

Shark food pyramid.

Regifts of the Magi

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Pied Piper

OM, SWEET OM

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

"We're in deep trouble... there are some people quoting back to us what we taught them."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"In mitigation, Sunny Chemicals would like to point out that prior to contracting his skin allergy, Mr Crumb was already ugly."

Moses' TV guide.