Little Kicker Gifts

Football

"Ninja bread men"

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Champions league'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Boys Cooking

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Child praying - asks god to bless his family and the new motorbike he's bought with his father's credit card.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

Cat boxer

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

'When did you decide to get all fancy and tie your shoes?'

'I just can't say for certain. They all look the same in those uniforms. ...All I know it that he said he kicks field goals for a living.'

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

Goalie sitting in middle of full park bench waiting for player to shoot

'Heulluva Mark.'

"No thanks. I quit smoking 55 pounds ago."

The God's football

Football

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!'

'There, the cupcakes are ready for you to do the icing.'

'Well you can never be sure, but my guess would be that they lost!'