Mini Ball Kicker Gifts

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Football Fans

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Champions league'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Cat boxer

Football

'Did you feel the baby kick that time, hon?'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

'I want a perfume that will overpower a man. I'm tired of karate!'

You've got to be my Valentine, Nicky.

"I don't understand. I gave up smoking two years ago."

"He cost a million pounds, they should've spent another tenner on a pair of glasses."

Golf Fib

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'

'Heulluva Mark.'

Quite by accident one football hater kicked the ball to the other football hater, who kicked it back again...

Football

'That's the trouble with parks football - there's not much quality on the bench!'

The God's football

Midget Games

'Well you can never be sure, but my guess would be that they lost!'