Miniature Moneyballer Gifts

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

Little league world series of poker.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'I preferred his earlier work.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

Washing Up Liquidity.

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

R. Chones, Financial Counselor: On Vacation. Watch Suze Orman.

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

European Commission bulldozing through Hedge fund maze

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

fortune teller and credit card.

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

Recession tips & taxes

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

"If we have any sweet,darling, we can't afford any condoms!"

"My salary is struggling to keep pace with the empty bottomless pit of my greed."

'I think I've got tax-bracket claustrophobia.'

'Just when I can make ends meet, you move the ends.'

'The lack of money is the root of all evil.'

Keep/Balance