Miniature Matchmaker Gifts

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

'Oh, Charley, if you hear a report that I'm going to be married to that girl in black, you can contradict it. There's nothing in it.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I think I've finally found a fixer-upper in your price range.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"I tested very high in playing."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sushi Train Set.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

Trainset

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

Acme Dating Service

Tiny people.

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Little girl playing childrens hospital

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

Match maker

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'