Miniature Moneyballer Mugs

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

Little league world series of poker.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'I preferred his earlier work.'

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

Washing Up Liquidity.

"Day trading? What's made in a minute is lost in a second."

'To hell with everybody!' - 'Right on!'

"It's what we agreed. I'd do the tax avoidance you'd do the tax evasion."

"I'm combing our finances for all the disposable income I keep reading we have."

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

European Commission bulldozing through Hedge fund maze

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

fortune teller and credit card.

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

Recession tips & taxes

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

'Your refund? — oh, we spent that money MONTHS ago!'

"If we have any sweet,darling, we can't afford any condoms!"

"My salary is struggling to keep pace with the empty bottomless pit of my greed."

'Just when I can make ends meet, you move the ends.'

'I think I've got tax-bracket claustrophobia.'

Keep/Balance

'The lack of money is the root of all evil.'

'Oh, Charley, if you hear a report that I'm going to be married to that girl in black, you can contradict it. There's nothing in it.'