Miniature Banker Gifts

'Well, I'm sorry that you don't get much pocket money. But no, there are no benefits that you can claim.'

"He likes it."

SALE

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"It failed the stress test."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'That's my boy...'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

At The Clown Bank.

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

Business Fairy Tales.

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

"We fire pound coins at each other at high speeds and hope for the best ..."

'...Now just key in your safety pin number...'

'I'd be happy to give you an allowance for work you do around the house, but you'll get $5 a week, not this boat.'

'Oh, Charley, if you hear a report that I'm going to be married to that girl in black, you can contradict it. There's nothing in it.'