Mini Billionaire Gifts

'I'd be happy to give you an allowance for work you do around the house, but you'll get $5 a week, not this boat.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Kid doing cave paintings

"Mom, will you help me take down my drawings? I'm selling my catalog."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'You could do that.' I did

'Do I have to be creative?'

"I love your work!"

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'He said I have no cavities and that my breath knocked his socks off.'

"It failed the stress test."

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

Michelangelo painting with watercolors as a child.

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'He's precocious.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

"I hope we can flip it before the tide comes in."

'I'd love to play house, Kevin, but I've got a business to run.'

Fridge with child's drawings in an art exhibition.

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

"This gives me the inner fulfillment I could never achieve through dodgeball."

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

Sure start.

"Today we're going to explore in paint how we feel when we're picked up late from preschool."