Miniature Banker Prints

'Well, I'm sorry that you don't get much pocket money. But no, there are no benefits that you can claim.'

"He likes it."

SALE

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"It failed the stress test."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'That's my boy...'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'I preferred his earlier work.'

ABC. Uh-oh, here comes the penalty for early withdrawal.

'Pick up Carlson on the end, he's got proven performance data.'

"I used to get toys as birthday gifts but now that I'm in pre-school, all I get is money for my college fund."

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

'Hi, Dad! We were going to set up the lemonade stand you suggested, but then Jamie got an even better idea!'

"Why do I need more allowance? Because if you cut me off at 21, these are my prime spending years!"

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

At The Clown Bank.

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

"He leaves the Sendak lying around, but he's never actually read it."

'You've handled your allowance responsibly for three years so we're cutting it by three percent and requiring you to pay a share of your health care expenses.'

Business Fairy Tales.

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

Actually, I'm not aware that it's a constitutional right to get an allowance...

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

'I assume this comes with performance based bonuses and a superannuation package?'

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

'We'd like to roll over our allowance.'

"We fire pound coins at each other at high speeds and hope for the best ..."

'I'd be happy to give you an allowance for work you do around the house, but you'll get $5 a week, not this boat.'

'...Now just key in your safety pin number...'