Cosmic Joker Gifts

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

Used car balloon in space.

'. . . Sorry guys, we've stopped serving - have you come far?'

Moon Prank

"Well it's ironic given that I'm actually a Capricorn."

'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

"If it isn't E mc2!"

The Big A** Theory

Tim Peake - The First Brit to 'Walk' in space.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"It's a new galaxy...there are millions of tiny white stars...they're getting closer and closer..."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

Customer complains about an asteroid in his food.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

First! ... Ever. Lunar landing

"So I noticed you set everything up to appear as if it's all governed by simple laws of physics. How come?"

"Houston we have a problem...Andy's mom knitted his space suit."

Pole Star

"About that x-ray emission from the constellation AR-215..."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"The truth is, I really can't stand world music!"

Astronaut Training Centre: Out To Launch

Keep the window closed and don't hang out your elbow. . . At least when you're flying a space shuttle and it's -270 degrees outside.

Blue Origin

"I'm going to boldly go where thankfully there will be no trekkies."

"Entanglement meets string theory."

"I don't get it! That galaxy was right here last time!!"

"As far as witness protection programs go, this one sucks!"

"NASA: 'Asteroid will hit us in 2032!'" "I have to go wee!" "Relax, we'll stop in no time on this planet called 'Earth.'"

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"Hit 'em right after they won the lottery."

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."