Perspective Bowler Mugs

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'

Polar bear bowling alley

Cricket Accidents.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

King Pin

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Pin-atas

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Joe Hundredaire

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

'Honey, you still look like a 10 to me...'

Pinocchio: The later years...

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

"It's no use with him. It's over."

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

Extreme Bowling.

Stonehenge Bowling

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

Cricket ball deliveries

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

Sisyphus Pushes A Giant Bowling Ball

Civilization comes to the old west: Bowling alley.