Fastball Fanatic T-Shirts

'It slipped... Next!!'

95mph fastball.

"I sense a certain ambivalent bounce in your pitches...and it makes me feel vulnerable."

"For a fastball pitcher press #1..."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Alternative fielding positions

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

A Little Long Jumper.

'Here we go again...'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

Fido and Fifi

High Jump

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

L.A.: Still No Pro Football

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Let go of the pole!'

I used my first draft pick on the turkey leg. It's a proven point-getter! I drafted potatoes. They're not flashy but they are a reliable performer! I'll trade my cranberry sauce for you pie. It's a win-win trade that will benefit us both! No trades -- This pie will score a lot of points for me later! Why are they talking about this wonderful meal like it's fantasy football? It's not a game with winners and losers here. You're absolutely right! Just being here together sharing this meal,

Sports Bar. Do you even do any fantasy sports? Only when I'm making a bet on my favorite team.

Violinist welcomed by cats

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

Stats. Fantasy League. The difference between men and boys is men draft their imaginary friends onto fantasy sports teams.

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

We've had two weeks between the conference finals and the big game. With time for injuries to heal, we're physically ready for a peak performance. We watched hour after hour of video. Then spent long days on the practice field so we'll function as a team and not a collection of individuals. And once we finally finish preparing for the touchdown celebrations, we might have an or two to practice football.

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

"He left behind a wife, three kids, and the number one rated fantasy football quarterback."

'There was a time when I considered making myself available for the NBA draft. But one day I realized, hey - I'm a slug! I don't have an athletic bone in my body!'

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

'What are YOU doing here?'

Kangaroo in a hurry.

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"