Bowling Devotees Gifts

'You really can be quite striking at times.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling ball head.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"The stock market went downholl, visited an ice cream parlor, then went bowling and ended the trading day in the pub."

King Pin

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Corporate thinking.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"I'd like to bounce some ideas off you, B. J..'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Joe Hundredaire

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"Heh, heh...'the angels are bowling' is just a figure of speech, son."

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"