Fishbowl Philosophers Gifts

"D'you know I believe you're right - there isn't any water in here!"

"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Cat got your tongue?"

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"What should I say this is about?"

Fish Food

Snub Marine

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"Are you new around here?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'I saw him go that way.'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

Fish-losophy

Kate's Cat Kennel

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."