Fishbowl Philosophers Gifts

"D'you know I believe you're right - there isn't any water in here!"

"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"What should I say this is about?"

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Are you new around here?"

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Snub Marine

Fish Food

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Kate's Cat Kennel

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'I saw him go that way.'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

One of the crucial moments in evolution: 'It's a beautiful day today... We could go out for a walk...'

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

'What do you mean fishing is the thinking person's sport? How smart are fish?'