Fish Tank Philosopher Gifts

"I'm afraid it looks like a nasty case of rising dry."

"I have a fear of tartar sauce."

"Are you new around here?"

"For immediate release: no more thinking outside the bowl."

Man hits a golf ball through a window into a fishbowl.

'Let me guess - your cigarette went wet again?'

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

'We really should get around to visiting that sometime.'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Please put drinking cups in the receptacle, thank you.

"The food is so-so, but they make up for it with free refills on the drinks."

Snub Marine

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

'If the Earth is 3/4 water, what are we doing here!'

'Teenage Goldfish' I keep having dry dreams

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"Don't listen to the cynics."

"That's odd. He was swimming around fine just a minute ago."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Chicken soup for the sole.

Leak in the fish tank.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'So what have you been up to?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'