Philosopher Fish Lovers Gifts

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Astronaut fishbowl.

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"What's the name of our sea?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Cat got your tongue?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

How do fish get to work?

Snub Marine

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Fish Food