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Do you suppose that out there somewhere, there are other goldfish in other bowls?

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

Astronaut fishbowl.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

"Cat got your tongue?"

"What's the name of our sea?"

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Fish Food