Cartoon Fish Philosopher T-Shirts

"Well, it's certainly no one I know!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

reincarnated worm...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"My husband is fishing. . ."

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"Cat got your tongue?"

Snub Marine

Fisherman get a good catch.

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

"Are you new around here?"

"What's it all about?"

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

Fish Food

'What do they mean 'is borer a beast of the field'?'

Always let you conscience be your guide. I let my conscience be my guide, but it's non-binding.

"What have you been saying about me to the goldfish?!

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

Valuation of Heaven

'Do you think he recognizes us?'