Philosopher Fish Fan T-Shirts

'To you, it's half empty. But to me, it's half full!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Fish snorkling above water.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Guess who netted it.'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.