Philosopher Fish Gifts

Please no evolving here. Thank you

You can see your reflection? What's a reflections? The Dawn of Vanity.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

They were a prehistoric tribe that worshipped a fish deity. Ich-theology.

"Cat got your tongue?"

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

Snub Marine

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"Are you new around here?"

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

Fish Food

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

Fisherman get a good catch.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"What have you been saying about me to the goldfish?!

"If man evolved from apes,does that mean we came from Sea Monkeys?"