Philosopher Fish Gifts

Please no evolving here. Thank you

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

reincarnated worm...

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"So I leave eggs on the ground, and then you come along and drop your whatever on them? That's your idea of romance?"

"Cat got your tongue?"

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Fish near-death experiences.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"Just once I would like to laugh or to frown."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'Ladies... gentlemen... I imagine you're all wondering why you've been invited to this think tank.'

"Are you new around here?"

Snub Marine

Fish Food

"What have you been saying about me to the goldfish?!

'Do you think he recognizes us?'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'