Fishbowl Romance Gifts

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"I don’t care if you are a noodle. I love you."

Titanic 100th anniversary

Spinach Dating.

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'I saw him go that way.'

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

Kate's Cat Kennel

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'My little boy broke my violin.'

'She's still coming, Kemosabe.'

"As far as I know, it's been abandoned for years. I hear it's haunted."

'Water? What's that? I've never heard of it!'

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"

"D'you know I believe you're right - there isn't any water in here!"

'You have cabin fever, don't you?'

Gumball Machine Fishbowl

"This is my boyfriend Charles. He's very sensitive. He cries when he sees old romantic films, and market posting losses."

'Gee, the old fish bowl is looking better and better...'

People said that it was beginner's luck that Robert caught two fish the very first time he went fishing.

"Fish on!"

"Show-off!"

"I don't do windows."

"Where's the goldfish?"

'My compliments to the chef.'

"His therapist told him to get out more."

"Either the house was built on a flood plain..."