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'It's one of those evenings when I just open a can.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"So...what are you doing after you graduate?"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He was a sea rescue."

Fish snorkling above water.

A Preschool of Fish

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'Guess who netted it.'

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

Fishing Boat Derby

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Carp, per diem.