Fox Chase Fanatics Gifts

Hunting.

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Champagne at the hunt

Fox hunting.

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

'He took a fetching class.'

'Good dog!'

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'I love playing fetch, but sometimes worry that I'm the only one getting the exercise. I suppose what I'm trying to say is, hey, best friend, why don't you fetch this one.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

"One of these days you're going to throw that thing and I'm not going to bring it back."

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Why foxes can't tell jokes.