Faxing Aficionados Gifts

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Quick, follow that star

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

Workaholic's Toilet

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

Postman in the Snow

Father to mother: 'Don't look now, but I think the baby just downloaded.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"I'm hexting."

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

Love at first text.

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"We need to text about our relationship."

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

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