Faxing Aficionados T-Shirts

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

Quick, follow that star

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

'He's just de-man's-best-friended me.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Workaholic's Toilet

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'I have rather a full schedule today. Could you summarize your grievances of the past 48 years?'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

'Have you Googled your homework, yet?'

Postman in the Snow

Father to mother: 'Don't look now, but I think the baby just downloaded.'

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

"I'm hexting."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'I can't read this, you must write more clearly.' - 'If I did that, you'd see all my spelling mistakes.'

'Take two of these and visit my website in the morning.'

Love at first text.

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

'Ooh, I'm getting a text.'

Man using flag semaphore in a therapy session.

Free WiFi On-Board

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

Where's my nephew, Rudy? Haven't seen him in weeks. He just texted me a minute ago. He said "the elf army let us go. I ran into my old buddy. Russian contact arranged boat to motherland … Please feed all my Sims." If that's not his idea of guy-code for "don't bother me, I'm getting lucky," he's probably had a stroke or something. Oh no, then it had to be a stroke!

"We need to text about our relationship."