Fresh Catch Fan Gifts

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I love these old decorations!"

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Meet Santa's entourage

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.