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'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Counting ribs

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Super Dog'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I'm working from home today."

Friday

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'So this is goodbye then!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

A convenient attack of swine flu...

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'