Social Media Lover Pillows

'Don't interrupt - he's downloading another song.'

"Almost. . . this is going to be a great selfie."

Phone generation.

'I've been streaming this to YouTube.'

"It's my selfie stick. But I look a lot more attractive from a distance."

"He's a writer, Daddy. He's the author of several popular hashtags."

"My blog has it's own blog."

"#skydiving"

Ice shelfie.

Headless Selfie

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

Nutracker Selfie

Alien Abduction Site

tRUMp, Pirate President

But I told you I just wanted to be friends. Sue. Ed.

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

'We have the same pinterest.'

'Look Twitter in a bottle.'

Myspace then and now.

Here Lies An Honest Man, Follow Me On Twitter

Group Therapy

'The first rule of selfies is exposure should never exceed attractiveness.'

Napchat.

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?